Specialised SEO

I've seen and been approached, by a lot of SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) gurus in my online life but never by one offering specialised SEO. What Is Specialised SEO A normal SEO expert will look at your company and then work out an SEO strategy that would hopefully put your company on top of the search engines. Unfortunately not knowing all the ins and outs of your company could hamper the results of whatever SEO package they come up with. What we need is specialised SEO, an SEO professional who specialises in a particular niche. One may even call them a niche SEO expert. Sounds like a lot of hot air doesn't it? I thought so too until I came across Restoration SEO. You may be asking yourself what restoration SEO was all about. In a nutshell, its SEO that targets the restoration industry explicitly. One would imagine that because these guys are focusing on the restoration industry, their knowledge of that would help them in formulating the best SEO packages for the prospective restoration customers. The first thing they would do is a keyword audit of a customers current site. As they stipulate on their site; "Since we have already set up and currently manage other restoration company’s web presence, we already know the right keywords to be used on a website. We will perform a detailed inspection to make sure all of the technical aspects of your website is using the correct keywords. What is not correct will need to…

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Senior Humour Friday Funnies #345

Todays Friday Funnies is about senior humour. I've written a lot of seniors jokes, and they always go down well. One of my favourite bit of senior humour would have to be Senior Jokes Friday Funnies #128. Todays senior humour take place in a courtroom after a senior was caught stealing a can of peaches. Senior Humour The Shoplifter A cranky old woman in her so-called "senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.  This old duck gave everyone a hard time, including the store manager, the security guard and the arresting officer who took her away.  She didn't stop complaining, the whole she was in custody and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process. When she finally appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store. The senior citizen defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches, you old fool." The judge then asked why she had done it. "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store," she huffed. The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?" The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach." As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak. The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"…

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Pommie Humour

In honour of my latest video, Diary Of A Pommie In Western Australia, I'm dedicating this Friday Funnies post to Pommie Humour. I first wrote about this particular Pommie Humour back in 2012! That post was called Living in Australia and Buying Your first Condom. It was actually the second post in the Friday Funnies series. Funny Pommie Humour This first bit of Pommie Humour isn't accurate at all when depicting a Aussie dunny, but its still funny. This takes place in the north of Australia i a place called Queensland which is very hot, humid and the pubs are rough.  This posh pommie bloke travelling through Queensland in the middle of summer by bicycle is caught in a huge tropical storm. He sees a sign which says there is a pub 18 miles up the road. So he rides his bike to the pub and when he finally gets there his appearance resembles that of a drowned rat.  As he walks in the locals hardly even look up from their beers. Even though he's dripping wet. He heads up to the bar and orders a scotch on ice. The barman gives him the worst scotch he's ever tasted but the pommie drinks it down and asks the barman where the dunny (toilet) is. The barman tells him it is outside.  So the pommie trudges outside into the rain and all he can see in the rain is two big piles of turds, one much bigger than the other. So the pommie…

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