Funny English Language Friday Funnies #350

No bullshit, this post is called Funny English Language because the English language can be pretty funny because of how it's interpreted. The Funny English Language Is Wonderful Take for example this made up tale about one of our Greens senators. Then again, it might be funnier if I substitute it for Pauline Hanson, her being such a political comedian and all. 😝 One Nation senator, Pauline Hanson, is touring live cattle export yards in the senator's chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road; they hit it full on, and the vehicle comes to a stop. Pauline in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check - you were driving."  The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. "You were driving, go and tell the farmer, " says Pauline, "I can't afford to be blamed for anything." The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face. "My god, what happened to you?" asks Pauline. The chauffeur replies "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whiskey.  The wife gave me a slap up meal and the daughter made love to me. "What on earth did you say?" asks Pauline. "I knocked on the door and when it answered, I said to them I’m Pauline Hanson's  chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the cow." I thought with all…

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Hunting Jokes Friday Funnies #349

G’day folks and welcome for the first ever Friday Funnies using OceanWP my latest theme. A pretty good theme don’t you think? Anyway, today’s Friday Funnies are about hunting jokes. After wracking my brain I don’t think I’ve covered hunting jokes before so this will be a first.

Funniest Hunting Jokes

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There were these two Irish hunters who were lucky enough to bag themselves a deer buck. As they were dragging their dead deer back to their car they came along another hunter. He was also dragging his dead deer.

He says to the two Irish hunters, “Hey, I don’t want to tell you guys how to do things, but you’ll find it so much easier if you drag the deer from the other end. That way the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”

As they watched the other hunter dragging his deer away they decided to try it. Sometime later one hunter said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”

“Sure is,” replied the other, “but we seem to be getting further away from the truck.”

The next of my hunting jokes explains why it’s not a good idea to take your wife with you on your hunting trip. 🤪

Hunting With The Wife

Dan was itching to start off on his hunting trip. He gets up early itching to bag his first deer for the season. He goes to the kitchen to brew himself some coffee and was surprised to his wife dressed in camouflage.

“You going to a masquerade or something?” he asks his wife. She just smiles, “Nope, I’m going hunting with you! I thought it would be nice to spend some time together”

Dan couldn’t see anyway around this and so reluctantly takes her along. Once they arrive at the hunting site. Dan sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and says, “If you see a deer, take careful aim before you shoot, and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”

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Best Free WordPress Theme Hey guys, I suppose you've noticed that I now have a new theme. You may have been wondering why? Well, before I get to why I think OceanWP is the best free Wordpress theme you need to know why I've had to look for a new WordPress theme. Check out the banner above. Talk about bells and whistles. Not only is it clickable, it also great for SEO as it has it's own alt tags. Hover over it with your mouse...Cool huh? Also, did you notice my header? Again, it has its own alt tags for SEO. More importantly its embedded with an affiliate link. Using OceanWP, you can have a different header for every post or page if that was what you wanted. I wouldn't go that far, but it would be perfect when promoting your products or affiliate links. It all started when I had to upgrade the PHP from 5. something to 7.1. Unfortunately, my old theme didn't like the upgrade. Nor did several of my plugins. I could live without the plugins but not without a properly functioning WordPress theme. Why Best Free WordPress Theme? So, why use the best free WordPress theme instead of another professional Wordpress theme? It's because the free OceanWP theme can be upgraded to a professional WordPress theme with a whole sleuth of extra features. It's how I chose my last professional WordPress theme. What Should A Good WordPress Theme Have For me, a good WordPress theme needs to…

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