Political Humor Friday Funnies #378

Today’s Friday Funnies is about funny political humor. The reason for that is so I can promote this week’s Laughaholics video, Funny Political Jokes.

Political Humor And Marriage

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A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

“Of course, madam, “replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and colour dress are you looking for?”
The bride-to-be said, “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”
“Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life if you get my meaning.”

“WELL! “replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s directness, “I can assure you that a white gown would be entirely appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.

You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he had a heart attack due to an unknown congenital condition as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.

My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had the wedding annulled immediately! We’ve never spoken to each other again.”

“What about your third husband?”

“That one was a Liberal”, said the woman, “and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.”

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Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest video Luminar 4 Review which show just how easy it is to replace a boring sky for a truly dramatic one in your photos.

Funny Dog Jokes Friday Funnies #377

Before I tell you about the funny dog jokes, I want to introduce this week’s Laughahoics video, my Funny Robot Secretary joke.

OK, now that’s out of the way, it’s time for the first of my funny dog jokes.

Funny Dog Jokes A Vet’s Advice

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A dog lover, whose female dog came ‘in heat’ was concerned about keeping it and her male dog separated.

But because she had a large house, she believed she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them; perplexed as to what to d next, although it was very late, she called her vet who answered in a very grumpy voice.

After explaining the problem to him, the vet said, “Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back, and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection, and he will be able to withdraw.

“Do you think that will work?” she asked.

It worked fine for me just now.” he replied.

The next dog joke is funny because it could be true.

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then toward the back of the van. Finally, he said, “What’d he do?”

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Check out my Laughaholics jokes so you can keep the laughs coming. You’ll especially love my latest Funniest Golf Joke video. My latest Laughaholics video is an Adults Only Joke video.

While you’re there why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip.

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts, not to mention my Heaps Of Jokes.

Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest video Luminar 4 Review which show just how easy it is to replace a boring sky for a truly dramatic one in your photos.

Luminar Update

A while back, I reviewed Luminar 3. Its time for a Luminar update as they’ve released Luminar 4 Even though I didn’t write a Luminar 4 review, I did produce a Luminar 4 First Impressions video.

Luminar Update Is It Worth It

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I was very impressed with Luminar 4, and for me, the best feature was its ability to replace a sky. When I review any product, I always try my best to give an honest, unbiased opinion. I certainly wouldn’t say a product or service was worth the money when it wasn’t for the sake of making a couple of bucks.

Unfortunately, no matter what the product is, it’s impossible to please everyone. With my Luminar 1st Impressions video, there was one angry person who wasn’t happy at all with Luminar 4. I didn’t see his comment at first because YouTube had flagged it as spam. I suppose that was because he left the same comment on other videos that reviewed Luminar 4.

The crux of his complaint was that the latest Luminar release could not process RAW images. Either the program would freeze, or it would take so long to process the file that it wasn’t worth it.

You can see the comment here.

You’ll notice in that comment that he refers to 1,000’s of complaints on Skylum’s forum. I couldn’t find that many complaints. His chief complaint was, “I purchased this program and to say its slow is an understatement, and the CRASHES are every time it is put under pressure to do something!”

There was only one thing for me to do, and that was to process a RAW image with Luminar 4. I usually don’t use RAW images because they take up too much room. Besides, I’ve always found the Jpeg files more than adequate. So, I set my Canon EOS 550D to take a RAW and a Jpeg file. The Raw file 29.6MB while the Jpeg file was 9.1MB. That’s over three times the size! So, one would expect Luminar 4 to run a little slower.

So, I put Luminar 4 through its paces which you can see in my Does Luminar 4 Process RAW files? You’ll notice the lag is well within reason and the program didn’t crash once.