First Date Joke

This first date joke isn't the funniest joke I've posted but because it's a true story I thought it deserves mention Funny First Date Joke If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest first date joke ever, the first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates, but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that a fternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. ! ! They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Make Sure You Go Before You Leave ;) Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point here she told him that he had better stop and…

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Funniest Cat Joke Friday Funnies #360

Funniest cat joke? I get a lot emails containing jokes from my friends. So many that its kept Friday Funnies going for years. Today's email is one of the funniest cat jokes, so funny that I had to include it in this weeks Friday Funnies post. Funniest Cat Joke Ever We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner & theatre evening. We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, coveredour pet parrot and put the cat in the backyard.  We phoned the localtaxi company and requested a taxi.  The taxi arrived, and we openedthe front door to leave the house.  As we walked out the door, the catwe had put out in the yard scooted back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries toget at the parrot.  My wife walked on out to the taxi, while I wentback inside to get the cat.  The cat ran upstairs, with me in hotpursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that thehouse would be empty for the night so, she explained to the taxidriver that I would be out soon.  "He's just going upstairs to saygood-by to my mother." A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her asswith a coat hanger to get her to come out. She tried…

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Transparent Backgrounds With InPixio

Images with transparent backgrounds are essential when creating banners, adds and the like. I've just produced a video called Removing background with InPixio Photo Clip. I use images with transparent backgrounds a lot! Most of the pictures that I have created with The Creator have images with transparent backgrounds incorporated in them. Why Transparent Backgrounds With InPixio In the image above you can see the original photo that I started off with and the resulting image which has a transparent background. Having an image with a transparent background means that you can place it anywhere creating a brand new image. I've taken the original image and by placing into another image have created something entirely new. That's one of the greatest advantages of transparent backgrounds with InPixio. This has so many avenues in advertising as well as for personal photographs. They also come in extremely handy when creating videos. A lot of my YouTube videos have images with transparent backgrounds in them. Images with transparent backgrounds are used widely in graphic design. Sometimes the background of an image isn't quite right, and so the background is removed so the resulting image can be placed over a completely new background. Advertisers use this a lot when creating their ads. I know I've used it when creating some of the banners for my blogs or websites. There are many amateur photographers who have taken photos where the subject matter has been spoiled by the background. Some have had the background removed so the subject…

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