Funny Sex Jokes Friday Funnies #365

Todays Friday funnies is all about funny sex jokes. The first of my funny sex jokes is about morning sex.

Funny Sex Joke #1 Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing their usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she slept in overnight. As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very instant!”

His eyes lit up, and he thought, “Either I’m still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day!” Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, “What was that all about?”

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”

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Office Jokes

Today’s Friday Funnies is about office jokes. As is usually the case, I got the first of my office jokes in today’s email.

Office jokes Take Your Child To Work Day

Mark was a Senior Manager at a large Company, and he had 20 staff in his Office. When he saw that “Take Your Child to Work Day” was coming up, he decided to take his 5-year-old daughter to the Office.

The little girl was a big hit with all his staff, and they crowded around, making a big fuss of her when she began to cry.

“Darling, “said Mark, “Darling, why are you crying?”

“Daddy”, she sobbed, “Daddy – Where are all the Clowns that you said worked for you?”

The Job Interview

The second of my office jokes takes place at an office interview.

Almost at the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”

The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”

The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”

Office Jokes

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Reasons to Move to Nevada

There Are Many Reasons To Move To Nevada

Reasons to Move to Nevada

Nevada’s reputation often precedes itself. Because it is best known for Las Vegas and legendary bachelor parties that reputation can be questionable. However, there’s a lot more to Nevada than people realize. If you’re lrealiseto relocate to a new state you might want to consider Nevada and take a look at Nevada real estate options.

Affordability

Did you know there’s no personal income tax in Nevada? Depending on your level of income, this can potentially save you several thousands of dollars a year. There’s actually no corporate income tax either, so Nevada could be a good option for relocating your business. Or since the property is cheaper, it can also be a good location for starting a new business.

Real Estate

Yes, as mentioned Nevada real estate and property prices are relatively affordable. Especially when you compare it to its neighbouring state of California, Nevada can be considered downright cheap. Regardless of that, though, since the national median home price is $300,000 and the median home price in Nevada is $293,500 it can definitely be considered one of the more affordable states around. Nearly three-quarters of Nevada residents indeed live in the Las Vegas area. However, if that’s not you’re your ideal choice, there are many other options. Both Reno and Henderson are considered some of the best towns in which to live. Also, it shouldn’t be forgotten that half of Lake Tahoe is actually located in Nevada which means there is gorgeous waterfront property to be acquired and enjoyed.

Outdoor Recreation

Nevada is also home to several scenic outdoor destinations. Red Rock Canyon is a beautiful area for hiking, biking, horseback riding and the occasional outdoor concert. Mount Charleston is a beautiful wooded area that sits at around 7,500 feet in elevation, which is high enough to get snow during the winter. Not only is this gorgeous, but it also allows folks to take advantage of the ski season.

Tourism

Even if you’re not a tourist yourself it’s always nice being close to a tourist destination so visiting friends and relatives can enjoy them while on vacation. Las Vegas is, of course, a popular tourist destination. Even if someone isn’t into casinos or clubbing Vegas’s world-class shows and concerts are an attraction all on their own. South Lake Tahoe is also very well known for being a tourist attraction and what’s unique about this area is that it’s popular in both the winter and summer. From multiple ski resorts in winter to camping in the summer, South Lake Tahoe is always ready for visitors.

Reasons to Move to Nevada, I think now is a nice time to tell you of my growing YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip. I’ve also found Luminar 3 to be a fantastic photo editor.

I’ve also added to my Laughaholics series with two new funny videos. The lazy husband video and my Girl Lodger joke, which is all about a young woman with no pubic hair. 

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts.

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