Scary Hallows Eve Ball

Scary Hallows Eve Ball Poem

Scary Hallows Eve Ball Poem

With Hallows Eve just around the corner, I decided to upload my scary Hallow Eve’s Ball Poem. I called this poem Scary Halloween Ball Poem 2019. Yeah, I know it’s a little long-winded, but it all has to do with SEO, something that’s important if you want your videos to get noticed on YouTube.

This is my fourth scary Halloween poem. The first scary Halloween open was Home Alone On Halloween. My second scary Halloween poem was Screams of Halloween, and I wrote that about three years later on October 2012. The last one, Scary Halloween Poem was on October 31st 2015. See all my poems here.

My Latest Scary Halloween Poem

Once a year around the land
The ghouls join to form a band
On Hallow’s eve in unhallowed hall
Creatures come for the Halloween Ball

Skeletons jiving, rattling their chains
Zombies strutting feasting on brains
Witches swaying swooshing their brooms
Banging cauldrons and predicting dooms

The Halloween Ball music reverberates.
Calling all monsters to participate
While humans gather collecting sweets
Moaning ghosts are fluttering sheets

Creaking coffins as vampires emerge
Mournful voices adding to the dirge
When it comes to the scary Halloween Ball
All horrors are welcome to the unearthly sprawl

Witches and Warlocks with bumps and grinds
To werewolves howling blowing their minds
Swamp creatures emerging from pungent lake
Their writhing smelling bodies starting to shake

The music stops when Lucifer joins the band
But starts again when he waves his taloned hand
He strokes the spoked tines on his evil pitchfork
Creating a seething eerie sound for his evil work

Unearthly sounds filling the unearthly ballroom
Minions, ogres and banshees dance in the gloom,
They’re bopping and rocking at the Halloween Ball
All manners of monsters the moment enjoyed by all

No mortal to be found amongst this evil crowd
Only the dead and dreadful wearing their shroud
Bloodletting screams and mournful moanings
Contribute to the music and the crowd’s groanings

The sirens song out of reach of mortal beings
Woos the demons with their soulful fleeings
In the human realm, their song entices the mortal
But in the demon realm causes them all to chortle

But even for the dark soul, good times must end
As the sun rises for the ghoul and the evil fiend
Alas, for another year for all the evil that crawl
They must await the next ghastly Halloween Ball

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Motorbike Jokes Pt II Friday Funnies #370

I hope you like today’s Friday Funnies which is all about motorbike jokes. I do believe that this is the first time that I’ve featured motorbike jokes in a Friday Funnies post. Oops, I did a quick search of my blog and discovered I did do a motorbike in March last year. You can read that joke here. It’s hilarious.

Motorbike Jokes Picking Up Girls

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A 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day when a big man on a motorbike pulls up beside her. He follows her for a little while, then turns around and says to her, “Hey there little girl, how would you like to go for a little ride?”

“No way!” says the little girl as she quickens her pace.

The guy on the motorbike pulls alongside her again and asks, “Hey, little girl, I’ll give you ten bucks if you hop on the back.”

“NO!” says the little girl as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclists pulls up alongside her again and say, “OK kid, this is my final offer. I’ll give you twenty bucks and a big bag of candy if you go on the back of my bike and let me take you for a ride.

Finally, the girl stops, turns and face the man defiantly with her hands placed firmly on her hips. She screams out, “Look, Dad, you’re the one who bought a Honda instead of a Harley. YOU RIDE IT!”

Karma And The Motorcycle Cop

They rushed a motorcycle patrolman to hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated on him, and when he came round, he was relieved when they told him all had gone to plan, and he was going to be okay.

But the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. He was worried that something might be wrong, but he was still too weak from the surgery to do anything. Eventually, he managed to pull his hospital gown down enough to check what was causing the discomfort. When he looked down at his chest, he saw three wide strips of ultra-adhesive tape stuck firmly to his hairy chest. Written on it in large black letters was the message:

“Get well soon… from the nurse who got a ticket from you last week. I’ll be round to remove the tape later.”

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Funny English Boy Friday Funnies #369

The funny English boy is a funny story about a young lad that works in a supermarket in England. This young boy could be Little Johnny’s cousin. 😆 Anyway, have a read of the funny English boy and let me know in the comments below what you think of this short story.

Funny English Boy Who Thinks Fast

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A man went into a supermarket and tried to buy half a cauliflower. The very young greens-produce assistant told him that they sold only whole cauliflowers. The man persisted, and asked to see the manager, and the boy went to find him.

Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager, “Some wanker out there wants to buy half a cauliflower.” As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the customer standing right behind him, so he added, “And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.”

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, “I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?”

“Cardiff, sir,” the boy replied.

“Why did you leave Cardiff ?” the manager asked.

The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players.”

“Really?” said the manager. “My wife is from Cardiff.”

“You’re kidding?” replied the boy. “What position did she play?”

See, he’s a quick thinker isn’t he?

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Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts, not to mention my Heaps Of Jokes.

Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest in a series of videos called Aussie Adventures In Italy. Episode one is called Randazzo.

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