Hopefully, today’s Donald Trump jokes won’t offend my American friends. It’s not like I’ve made these jokes up myself you know, I get them in emails which I store for just such an occasion. Besides, Trump only has himself to blame. I reckon he should spend less time on Twitter and more time looking after the States.
Donald Trump Jokes To Make You LOL
During a dull White House Dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo,
“I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say over two hundred words!”
“Very impressive,” said Cuomo, “but, you do realise he speaks the words. He doesn’t understand what they all mean.”
“Oh, I know”, replied Melania, “but neither does the parrot.”
I wasn’t expecting that at all. If you thought that was funny wait until you read the second of my Donald Trump jokes.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will remember and rejoice!”
To which, Trump replied, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him. 🤣
Even though I’ve heard that joke before, but with one of our former Prime Minister replacing Trump, I still could not stop myself from laughing.
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