The first funny Aussie jokes takes place at work where a couple of Aussie mates decided to experiment with some highly volotile liquid.
Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.Dave said, ‘Man, I wish we had something to drink!’
Jim says, ‘Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?’
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It’s Jim. Jim says, ‘Hey, how do you feel this morning?’
Dave says, ‘I feel great, how about you?’
Jim says, ‘I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?’
Dave says, ‘No that jet fuel is great stuff — no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..’
‘ Yeah, well there’s just one thing.’
‘Have you farted yet?’
‘Well, DON’T – cause I’m in New Zealand!
Our next funny Aussie joke takes place at work. You’re going to love this one.
Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, ‘Someone should go and tell his wife.’ Jeff says, ‘OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.’
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters. Ricky says, ‘Where did you get that, Jeff?’ ‘Shane’s wife gave it to me.’
Ricky continues, ‘That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?’
‘Well not exactly,’ Jeff said. ‘When she answered the door, I said to her, “You must be Shane’s widow”.’ She said, ‘No, I’m not a widow.’
And I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Fosters you are.’
Now, that’s a typical Aussie, will bet on almost anything.
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