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Aussie Jokes Friday Funnies #163

Aussie Jokes Are Funny

Aussie jokesI love Aussie jokes because Aussie jokes can be so bloody funny. I’ve posted a few Aussie jokes in my Friday Funnies series. They include Aussie Humour & Sexy Sals Blonde Joke. Then there was Friday Funnies #42 Some Real Aussie Humour and a smattering of other really funny Aussie Jokes.

The first funny Aussie jokes takes place at work where a couple of Aussie mates decided to experiment with some highly volotile liquid.  :drunk_tb:

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked  as  aircraft  mechanics  in Melbourne, Australia . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in  the  hangar  with nothing to do.Dave said, ‘Man, I wish we had  something to drink!’  

Jim  says, ‘Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel  and  get   buzz. You  wanna try it?’  

So  they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane  booze  and  get completely smashed. The  next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good  he  feels. In  fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side  effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It’s Jim.  Jim says, ‘Hey, how do you feel  this  morning?’

Dave says, ‘I feel great, how about you?’

Jim  says, ‘I feel great, too. You don’t have a  hangover?’  

Dave  says, ‘No that jet fuel is great stuff — no hangover,  nothing.  We  ought to do this more often..’

‘ Yeah, well there’s just one  thing.’  

‘What’s  that?’

‘Have you farted yet?’

‘No.’

‘Well,  DON’T – cause I’m in New  Zealand!

funny Aussie jokes

Our next funny Aussie joke takes place at work. You’re going to love this one.

Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, ‘Someone should go and tell his wife.’
Jeff says, ‘OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.’

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Ricky says, ‘Where did you get that, Jeff?’
‘Shane’s wife gave it to me.’

Ricky continues, ‘That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?’

‘Well not exactly,’ Jeff said. ‘When she answered the door, I said to her, “You must be Shane’s widow”.’
She said, ‘No, I’m not a widow.’

And I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Fosters you are.’

Now, that’s a typical Aussie, will bet on almost anything.

Looking for more funny jokes? Check out my funny sports jokes.

 

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