Do you love Aussie humour? Good but first, welcome to Friday Funnies, the post that many wait for in anticipation. Especially after a hard week working your butts of for an unappreciative boss. Or maybe you’re one of the lucky ones who are happily working for themselves in a stress free atmosphere? Either way, you’re going to love this weeks Friday Funnies #64 which has a ripper Aussie joke, a great blonde joke from Sexy Sal and a YouTube video you’re going to absolutely love.
But before I get to that I want to share a couple of links with you. The first is my Make Money Online page. This particular page is a work in progress and shows you some of the features that is built into the FlexSqueeze theme. It also shows you a little of what the Logo Creator is capable of. Expect an update showing you more of what it can do at a later date.
The second link serves two purposes, one being to show off a banner I created with the Logo-Creator and the other to notify you of the latest Powerball jackpot which is worth us$ 475 million. Man, I won’t be giving up blogging at all. Nope, I’d just be doing it in different parts of the globe. I reckon you’ll also appreciate how I incorporated a squeeze page feature of this remarkable blog theme into a regular post. OK, enough of that, now let’s get on with this weeks Friday Funnies.
Aussie Humour Ringer Meets St Peter
A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared before St Peter at the Pearly Gates.”Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the ringer offered. “Once, on a trip to the backblocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of bikies, who were threatening a young sheila.
I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest, most
heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, “Now, back off!! Or I’ll kick the crap out of the lot of ya’s!”
St. Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”
“Just a coupla minutes ago…”
Yeah, they breed us Aussies tough. We look death in the eyes and then wonder what the hell got into us.
Sexy Sal & The Blonde Bashing Ventriloquist
Yeah, you just have to love our Sexy Sal’s blonde jokes. You know, you can help her rise to fame by promoting her amongst your social media friends
I don’t know why but I just love blonde jokes and by the amount of people searching on the net for blonde jokes I know I’m not the only one. That being the case I searched high and low for this video. It took me awhile but it was worth it. I present to you…
Blonde Joke About Positions
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About Peter Pelliccia I'm an Aussie blogger who loves to blog and share everything that I've learned on my blogging journey, including blogging tips and ways to blog for money. I am also trying to make my way on YouTube. You can follow my progress by subscribing to My Bonzer Channel.