Man, we’ve had a pretty hot week over here in Adelaide. Yesterday it was predicted we would reach 46C! It only reached a little over 45C but even so that made Adelaide the hottest city in the world. It got to 40C today but there is a storm brewing which has thankfully brought a cool change.
Which brings me to this weeks Friday Funnies. Seeing as how hot it’s been this week, something us Aussies have been doing a lot of is drinking beer so I figure why not post a funny beer joke.
Chinese Drinking Beer
I was standing in a bar yesterday and this little Chinese guy comes in,
stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu,
Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fruck you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinee?”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little prick.”
And to finish off I give you this weeks funniest video which features my favourite and yours, Mrs. Browns of Mrs Browns Boys fame.
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