I have to admit that I’m pretty happy the way Friday Funnies has turned out to be such a success. Not only am I getting great feedback from readers, both in the comments section and via email, but as it turns out it is also generating quite a bit of traffic. Why, just checking todays stats shows that a good 30% of my traffic is being generated by people looking for a good laugh. When you consider all the bad news in the world it’s not surprising that so many people are looking for something to cheer them up.
Sex In The Hospital
A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
‘Oh my GOD!’ screamed the woman. ‘That’s disgraceful! …… Why is he doing that?’
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.”
”Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s okay” said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed;
“Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be justified?”
The doctor spoke very calmly, “Same illness, better health plan.”
Now, that is the sort of health plan I’d happily be a part of 
Keeping with the hospital theme I found a really funny YouTube video featuring Mr Bean.
Mr. Beans Hospital Escapades
Aunty Acid And PMS
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Haha…I love the hospital story!!! This is a really gReat post.
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Hey Lorie, don’t forget to come back next week for another Friday Funnies post.
Pete,Now that’s something all men love to read.I guess all of them wants to have the same treatment whether they are dealing with the same problem or not. :)
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As far as the hospital system is concerned sometimes the reality is you only you actually need to have some sort of cover to get good treatment.
Thinking about the hospital was never this funny. And I think the treatment the nurse was giving to the other patient will only make more men get admitted into hospitals for healthy reasons. The video was again typical of Mr. Beans, I was expecting it to be good. In the end, Aunty Acid’s witty one liners made my weekend mood.
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Hey Kenny, I doubt there are any hospitals that really give out that sort of treatment.
I like Mr.Beans more than your post.Its pretty much vulgar Pete.But Mr. Beans has everything to have a laugh with.I am a fan of his episodes.
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Hi Naina, I suppose you’re not the only one that may find it vulgar but personally I just found it funny. Oh well, at least Mr. Bean got a laugh out of you.
Thank you once again for the laughs! We love Mr. Bean. :)
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So do I Allie.
Hi Pete, am in the same boat as Auntie Acid this week so won’t say anymore than perhaps this will become the new type of theraphy in our NHS eh!
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That would be a good thing?
I have a mental image of a guy masturbating in his hospital bed that I really don’t want right now. Thanks for bringing this up.
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Always a pleasure Robert
Man anyone will be more than willing to subscribe for such a health plan, me included. Wish my testicles harbored such a glitch. Ah and I’d checked this one of Mr. Bean out. Hilarious! Aunty Acid highlighted the major drawback of technology there.
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Yeah, well you better check with the wife or girlfriend before taking up that health plan Sam
I would never leave that hospital if there is a hospital like that. :D
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Yeah, you would probably pay just so they wouldn’t kick you out.
Wow! I just can’t stop laughing, great Mr. Bean!!!
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That’s what Friday Funnies is all about Krishna
I missed this on Friday. But I’m glad I read it on a Monday. Sure made me laugh on of the most exhausting days of the week. The hospital story had me in splits. Thanks for your effort to make our days more brighter. I can hardly wait for coming Friday.
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Better late than never Kimberly, as long as you get there in the end.
I have read this joke somewhere earlier. I do not remember where? We ussually say that we cannot laugh on the same joke that we hear twice. However, you proved it wrong. I still laughed a lot on this post because it has that special touch of you being your post. Really enjoyed the post.
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Good to know Jordan.
It was a hilarious video. Mr. Bean is an amazing and funny character and one would love to watch him irrespective of his or her age. I relived the moments when I first watched this video. I went all laughing through out the video and liked it very much. Thanks for sharing.
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Glad you liked it Jordan.
Thank god! The hospital did not provide a third and much better service. Hahaha. Hope you understood what I meant to say. LOL. What a joke! I could not stop laughing, especially after imagining some more better facilities being made available in the place like a hospital.
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That would be something wouldn’t it?
Ah, what a health plan. I wonder where such a practice is performed. And I remember this one of Mr. Bean. Wicked! Same goes for Aunty Acid!
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Only in your dreams Jack
In a way, oral sex is quite healthy. So it won’t be such a bad idea to be incorporated in hospitals. People fall sick unnaturally often to check out nurses at hospitals after all. LOL. Eagerly waiting for the new Friday Funnies!
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Perhaps it’s healthy but I don’t think it’s socially acceptable to have it done in such a public place.