I have to admit that I’m pretty happy the way Friday Funnies has turned out to be such a success. Not only am I getting great feedback from readers, both in the comments section and via email, but as it turns out it is also generating quite a bit of traffic. Why, just checking todays stats shows that a good 30% of my traffic is being generated by people looking for a good laugh. When you consider all the bad news in the world it’s not surprising that so many people are looking for something to cheer them up.
Sex In The Hospital
A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
‘Oh my GOD!’ screamed the woman. ‘That’s disgraceful! …… Why is he doing that?’
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.”
”Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s okay” said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed;
“Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be justified?”
The doctor spoke very calmly, “Same illness, better health plan.”
Now, that is the sort of health plan I’d happily be a part of
Keeping with the hospital theme I found a really funny YouTube video featuring Mr Bean.
Mr. Beans Hospital Escapades
Aunty Acid And PMS
That’s it guys. Thanks for taking part in this weeks Friday Funnies and I hope you all have a great weekend! Oh, in case you’re looking for some great, funny reading material, here’s some great stuff from Amazon.
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