There are so many blonde jokes out there I said to myself why not another blonde joke. I figured people out there loved blonde jokes and that being the case they deserved another blonde joke to make them laugh.
Another Blonde Joke To Make You Laugh
A contestant, Sally, on ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire?’ had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money.
And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover..
It was, ‘Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?
A) the condor
B) the buzzard
C) the cuckoo
D) the vulture
The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.
She hoped she would not have to use it because her friend was, well, blonde. But she had no alternative.
She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices.
The blonde responded unhesitatingly : ‘That’s easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo.’
The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Meredith any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be convinced.
‘I need an answer,’ said Meredith.
Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, ‘C: The cuckoo.’
‘Is that your final answer?’
‘Yes, that is my final answer.’
And Meredith replied, ‘That answer is…. Absolutely correct!
You are now a millionaire!’
Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.
‘Joni, I just do not know how to thank you,’ said the contestant. ‘How did you happen to know the right answer?’
‘Oh, come on,’ said the blonde… ‘Everybody knows that cuckoos don’t build nests. They live in clocks.’
Of course what’s the point of having another blonde joke if we didn’t get Sexy Sal to make another blonde joke contribution.
And to top off this weeks Friday Funnies I have another blonde joke from Sexy Sal and her mate.
And so ends another Friday Funnies. Sure hope you got a kick out of it. I know I did. Don’t forget to brighten up a friends day by sharing this joke with them. You’ll find the social media icons at the bottom and on the side of this post.
About Peter Pelliccia I'm an Aussie blogger who loves to blog and share everything that I've learned on my blogging journey, including blogging tips and ways to blog for money. I am also trying to make my way on YouTube. You can follow my progress by subscribing to My Bonzer Channel.