Funny Political Humour Friday Funnies #357

Because we're all going to vote in a federal election tomorrow, I thought some funny political humour would be perfect for this weeks Friday Funnies. I got the following funny political humour in my email today. I kid you not. Talk about perfect timing. 🤪 Today's Funny Political Humour I bought a new imported Ford F350 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure, it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday, because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson!' The technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On the road again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant,' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven!', I'd get beautiful classical music. And if I said 'Beatles!', I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly smashed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, “F**king Idiot!!!” Immediately, the radio responded with: "Ladies and gentlemen, an address from the Leader of the Opposition. Bill Shorten" Damn, I love this truck!!! Personally, I think originally this was an American joke that someone altered to suit us Aussies but it's still funny as hell. Seriously though, elections are a serious matter and you should think wisely before voting. The wrong choice can…

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Funny Random Jokes Friday Funnies #356

Todays Friday Funnies is a collection of funny random jokes. These funny random jokes are a collection of funny jokes I've received that don't really fit into a particular category. I'm going to start my funny random jokes post with my latest YouTube video, Funniest Greek Joke. Funny Random Jokes That Will Crack You Up Have you ever had a teacher or professor who was so dull he would put you to sleep? Well, maybe it wasn't his fault, perhaps you just weren't in the right mood to absorb his dialogue. Take the following episode as an example. The Professor was telling his early morning class, "I've found that the best way to start the day is to exercise for five minutes, take a deep breath of fresh air and then have a bowl of delicious cereal with raisins and almonds and a cup of green tea and finish with a cold shower. Then I feel rosy all over." A sleepy voice from the back of the room said, "Tell us more about Rosy”. There are quite a few redneck jokes out there that are pretty funny and I reckon this one is up there with the best of them. Redneck Funny Random Jokes A redneck's wife went into labour in the middle of the night, and a Doctor was called to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the Doctor handed the father to be a lantern and said "here you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon a…

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Aussies Are Dumb Too

I got this email today titled Aussies are dumb too. It lists seven different occasions that show how stupid some Aussies can be. Let me just say that I can not vouch for any of the Aussies are dumb too stories mentioned below. Having said that. Some of the stories, as unbelievable as they are, may have happened which makes it totally funny. Before you go any further, I've finally reached 1,000 subscribers so please check out my 1000 Subscribers celebration video. 9 Ways Aussies Are Dumb Too Number One."I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre in Brisbane. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and, at the end of the conversation, happened to mention that she had given her daughter some ant poison to eat to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away". Yep, that would fit into the Aussies are dumb too category 😂 Number Two.Some Boeing employees on the airfield in Sydney decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards  them.…

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