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Father And Son Jokes Friday Funnies #381

Today’s joke would have to be my first ever father and son jokes post. The following joke inspired today’s father and son jokes.

Father And Son Jokes To Laugh At

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 A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

 His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, 

decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades upand I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking 

about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong

evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

I love Dad’s reply! “Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”

Here’s another killer father & son joke.

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He had two worms. He put one worm in a glass of water and the other one in a glass of whiskey. The one in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. 

“All right, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?”

“That’s easy, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will never get worms.”

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Memes That Make You Laugh

People love memes that make you laugh. Some of those memes that make you laugh are so funny they go viral. I would like to have one of my memes go viral. The problem is coming up with something new. Just about every meme out there is a rehash of something that already exists.

My Memes That Make You Laugh

Memes That Make You Laugh

So, I decided to get some of the already popular memes better. It took a fair bit of time, but I came up with what I hope will be the top 10 memes of 2020.

How did I make the memes better, my point of view and hopefully others will agree with me. As a lot of the memes include an image, I sourced what I’m hoping will be a more popular image.

Some of the memes out there are nothing but words on a colourful background. I added images, cartoon characters, with speech bubbles to make the meme genuinely pop.

Some of the memes in my video didn’t exist as a meme at all. They were jokes that I turned into a meme. Hopefully, others will like them as much as I do.

The problem with some of the online memes is that they’re of such poor quality. All my memes are of the highest quality, and when you watch my Top 10 funny memes, it’s all in true HD. Add to that some great music and you have a video that I feel is worth watching.

I urge you to hop over to YouTube to watch my Best Memes Of 2020. While there please leave a comment telling me which of the memes you loved the best. Please give it a thumbs up and share it with your friends to provide it with some real traction.

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Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest video Luminar 4 Review which show just how easy it is to replace a dull sky for a truly dramatic one in your photos.

Marriage Jokes Friday Funnies #379

I thought for today’s Friday Funnies I’d come up with a few marriage jokes. But before I do that I want to link to my latest Laughaholics video, LOL Irish Jokes. OK, now on with my Marriage Jokes.

Funniest Marriage Jokes

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A 60-year-old millionaire who just got married throws a huge wedding reception. 

All his friends are jealous, and in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how he landed such a hot 23-year-old beauty?

“It was easy,” grinned the millionaire, “I faked my age.”

Incredulous, one of his friends askes, “So how old did you tell her you were?”

“Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”

I reckon the wife in the next joke is a blond. 😜

When some newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon, the husband rolls over and says to his new bride, “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?”

The wife looks confused, “I would honey, but I’m pretty sure that’s one of your jobs.”

Now the husband is confused, “What? Why?”

The wife replies, “Because the Bible says so darling.”

To which the husband replies, “That’s crap, there’s nothing in the Bible that says whos job it is to brew the coffee.

“Of course it does,” says the wife grabbing a Bible and flipping pages at random: “See? It’s all over the place, Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.”

Finally, we find how a wife maintains her calm after many years of marriage.

One evening an elderly couple are having a conversation. “Honey,” says the old man, “I’m so sorry that I get angry with you so often over the years. How do you manage to stay so calm despite all my foul moods?”

That’s easy,” says the wife. “I just go and clean the toilet when that happens.”

“And how does that helps?” asks the old man.

“Because I always use your toothbrush,” replied the elderly woman.

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If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip.

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts, not to mention my Heaps Of Jokes.

Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest video Luminar 4 Review which show just how easy it is to replace a dull sky for a truly dramatic one in your photos.