Hilarious Irish Jokes Friday Funnies #353

I love hilarious Irish jokes, and I know a lot of my readers do as well. That's why my hilarious Irish jokes are so popular with my readers. And that's also why I'm going to add to my collection of hilarious Irish jokes with a couple more. Hilarious Irish Jokes Court Case My first Irish joke takes place in a courtroom. The judge says to a double-homicide defendant... "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bastard!" The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom. "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt...  Is that understood?" Paddy stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one." Image created with The Creator This next Irish joke is a short joke, but then most Irish jokes are. An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing."What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks."Here boy!" he replies. Would you like some more laughs?…

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Funny Kids Friday Funnies #352

Todays Friday funnies is all about funny kids and some of the funny stuff that they do like the following funny kids' story. Funny Kids Stories Make You Laugh The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello?" "Is your daddy home?" Small voice whispered,"Yes, he's out in the garden," "May I talk with him?" The child whispered,"No." So the boss asked, "Well, is your Mommy there?"  "Yes, she's out in the garden too."   The boss asked; "May I talk with her?"  Again the ‘No’. Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes", whispered the child, "a policeman."  Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, He's busy," whispered the child.  "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men."  Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"  "It's a helicopter" answered the whispering voice.  "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. "The search team just landed a helicopter." "A search team?" said the boss "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."ME" Another Funny Kids Story I remember a story about a dad and his young son in a hardware…

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Six Types Of Sex

Todays Friday Funnies is about six types of sex, a far cry from my first ever Friday Funnies. Although I must admit, that initial post did mention sex at least once. 🤩So, what are the six types of sex? I'm glad you asked. 😆 The Six Types Of Sex 1. Pension Sex  Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?""Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.""Pension sex?""Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" 2. Loud Sex A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell.""My dear," the shrink said. "That's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."The problem is," she complained. "It wakes me up!" 3.  Quiet Sex Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"She glanced at him and replied, "You're never home!" 4.  Argument Sex A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.The husband yelled. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever.'""Yeah," she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff, at Last.'" 5.  Women's Humorous Sex My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly…

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