50 Shades Of Grey Friday Funnies #151

Have you ever heard of 50 Shades Of Grey? Apparently it’s a erotic romance novel by British Author E.L. James. I’ve never read it but I hear it was really popular. I reckon what made 50 Shades Of Grey so popular had more to do with the erotica than it did with the romance side of it.

That’s why I got a little excited when I got this short version of 50 Shades Of Grey in my email.

Short Version Of 50 Shades Of Grey

Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . in and out . . . .
A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end . . . . !!
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . . Forwards then backwards . . . .
Forward then backward . . . .
Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . .  she let out a piercing scream . . . .
She shouted . . . .

“OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can’t parallel park . . . .
You do it . . . . !!”

Not quite what you expected was it?  :tongue_laugh_ee: Short of reminded me of this poem about a another passionate encounter I wrote about some time ago.

50 Shades Of Grey

 I found the little meme about 50 Shades Of Grey on the internet that I thought was quite fitting for this post. I reckon there may be some truth to it too. :wink_ee:

To finish off this weeks Friday Funnies I’m going to give you a bit of childhood innocence. I found it cute and funny.

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.

As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, ‘The tooth fairy will never believe this!’

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