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Archive for November, 2008

Honestly, Bullshit Isn’t Really A Dirty Word

Ego is not a Dirty Word album cover

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Just in case there are some of you who may find that word offensive I implore you not to read any further because it is going to come up a hell of a lot of times throughout this post.

Some of us older Aussies may remember an Aussie band called Skyhooks. Well, way back in 1975 Skyhooks released their second album called “Ego Is Not A Dirty World.” I really liked that album, in fact I liked all their songs, from “Horror Movie” to “You Just Like Me ‘Cause I Am Good In Bed.” Every now and again I like to play around with a song’s lyrics and this time I thought I would have a bit of fun with “Ego Is Not A Dirty Word.” This will fit into my ‘Just For Fun Category’ as I thoroughly enjoyed making this up.

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Bullshit Is Not A Dirty Word

If politicians did not bullshit the world would end
If politicians did not bullshit they would have a friend
If you did not bullshit you could be in strife
If you did not bullshit there’d be trouble with the wife

Bullshit is not a dirty word
Bullshit is not a dirty word
Don’t care what you’ve seen or you’ve heard
Bullshit is not a dirty word

You gotta be good at bullshit if you don’t want to be caught
If Clinton was good at bullshit his career would not be naught
If Hillary was good a bullshit she might have a chance
If Obama was good at bullshit you’d see his career advance

Bullshit is not a dirty word
Bullshit is not a dirty word
Don’t care what you’ve seen or you’ve heard
Bullshit is not a dirty word

People think that bullshit makes the world go around
When bullshit simply flows from town to town
The fact is we all bullshit
Even those who don’t admit it
We only differ in the amount
And quality really does count
So if bullshit you must
Then do it until you bust

Bullshit is not a dirty word
Bullshit is not a dirty word
Don’t care what you’ve seen or you’ve heard
Bullshit is not a dirty word (three times)

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Forums have always been a great source of information, as well as a unique way of socializing with others on the Net. If you’ve ever had a problem to solve and you decided to do an Internet search via Google, Yahoo or one of the other search engines, more likely than not you would have found the answer in a forum.

Forums are also a great way to publicize your blog through your signature, a method that I have used with great success. Once you become a forum member you can edit your signature by adjusting your profile in the User Control panel. There is only one thing that you have to remember if you want people to take notice of you, and to perhaps click on you ‘signature’ link, and that is that your comments have to be well thought out and provide content to the original post, much as if you were commenting on a blog. It’s also best to be an active forum member as this gives your links more exposure increasing the likelyhood of people visiting your blog.

I’ve decided to start my own forum, Wassup’s Bloggers Forum, and hopefully we can build it into a forum of some renown. I say we as it can’t be done without you, members who are willing to contribute to the quality content of the forum.

There are three very good reasons why should you join this forum?

  1. Added exposure for your blog
  2. It is orientated around bloggers so it is more likely to interest bloggers of all persuasions
  3. It is brand new and so it has the potential to evolve into a forum most suited it its members. Sometimes when employing someone it’s better to train them from scratch so that they do not bring any bad habits with them. Using this analogy I will be taking on members ideas and criticism to mould it into something that all bloggers will enjoy.

If you haven’t yet joined any forums then this would be a good time to start. Those of you who are forum professionals, you may want to join for that extra exposure and to add any ideas you may have to improve it’s overall quality.

I wait in anticipation for a great influx of members.

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A Post That Will Inspire And Motivate

Yeah I know that life can be a real bitch and there are days when just about everything seems to go wrong, from the simple bloggers block to you’ve just had a monster fight with your spouse. The thing is that the worst thing you can do is throw the towel in. Let’s face it, tomorrow is another day and we are so fortunate that we will have the opportunity to live it. So many people will not have that opportunity. In those moments when I was feeling sorry for myself My mom would always tell me to snap out of it, that I was one of the lucky ones and how there were so many people worse off than me who still had a smile on their face.

I found this clip of a brilliant man, a Nick Vujicic, who has had it pretty rough and still he soldiers on and even goes out of his way to motivate others. I found it truly inspirational and I hope that you will too.


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Blogging! It’s All About Presentation

Women probably have a better understanding of presentation than any other being on two legs, as they not only take a great deal of time making sure they look just right, they won’t really look at you unless you’ve taken some pride in your own appearance.

The Importance Of Presentation.

  • You’re walking down the mall and you come across two shops selling basically the same things. One is dark and dingy the other bright and inviting, which one do you walk in?
  • The election in which Barack Obama won by a landslide. Sure he was probably the likely choice but don’t you think a lot had to do with his presentation, the way he spoke to the people. The way he presented himself, his views for his country and its people, compared to Palin and McCain.
  • When going to a job interview if two applicants have the same qualifications and one walks in with a suit and tie and the other in jeans and t-shirt, who do you think will get the job?

You get my drift? The same thing applies to blogs and to the posts within those blogs. This is why it is so important to make sure that both your blog and your posts have a good presentation. As far as the blog itself is concerned it will depend largely on the theme you’ve selected and the way you have structured your plugins, ads and other paraphernalia that appear on it.

Where themes can be a little difficult to control, posts are something that every blogger has control over. I admit that I am the perpetual Lazy Blogger but I still take the time to take care of the blogging essentials which are.

  1. Grab Their Focus: A lot of blogs are really ‘busy’ in that they have so much stuff on the front page the reader doesn’t know where to look. Catchy titles and sometimes even an image can draw there attention right where you want it, at the beginning of your post.
  2. Grammar and Punctuation: I can’t believe that there are still bloggers out there who do not pay attention to this simple rule i hate it when i see a blog whose owner hasn’t taken the time to capitalize letters use commas and full stops they don’t even bother to use paragraphs or do a spill check
  3. Structure: The structure of your post is very important, especially for those longer posts.  Breaking your posts into sections will make it easier for people to digest what you are saying. One section should flow seamlessly into the next and titling each section will highlight the points you are trying to get across.
  4. Blog With Authority: Don’t pussy foot around. Your posts have to show the reader that you know what you are talking about. No ifs or buts. This is especially true if you are trying to sell something, whether it’s an affiliate you are marketing or just an idea you want to get across. This is a lot easier if you believe in what you are promoting. Half of your battle is won if you can get your enthusiasm of a product, service or idea across to your reader.
  5. Proof Read: This is really essential. What’s the point of coming up with a brilliant post if there are errors everywhere. Failure to do this will only show the reader your lack of care which will ultimately result in them thinking that your not all that serious about what you are saying.
  6. Keep To The Point: Changing the subject mid stride and waffling about something else can cause the reader to lose interest and go elsewhere for intellectual stimulation. The only time you should do this is if you are trying to illustrate a point, but please let the reader know your intention.
  7. Don’t Bullshit: No kidding, if you crap on long enough they are going to find out and once they do they won’t be coming back in a hurry. Honesty is definitely the best policy if you want to be a successful blogger.
  8. Keep It Short: This is a personal favorite of  mine, possibly because of me being the lazy blogger but there is a method to my madness. Too long a post puts me off as I find it harder to grasp and a lot easier to forget. I prefer to keep my posts short and if I have a lot to cover I simply split it into several posts. Yeah, I know, I stuffed up on this post but then those who know me will tell you this post is way longer than usual.

In regards to presentation, I’ve done this same post on my BS Blog using the Thesis Theme so that you can use it as a comparison on presentation techniques.

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My First Impression Of The Thesis Theme

There has been so much hype over the WordPress Thesis theme that I finally decided to purchase it and try it on this blog. As you can see it’s no longer active, mainly because I like my previous theme a whole lot better. I am however running it on my Load Of Bullshit blog, after all, there’s no reason to let all that money go to waste.

I wasn’t overly impressed mainly because I expected so much more from it. I expected it to be more of a ‘plug and play’ theme where all it would take is the click of a button and things would happen. Take for example the placement of a header. With the theme that I am currently using on this blog, all I had to do was point to where the header image is located, make a selection to say I wanted it to display and presto it was there. With Thesis it involves a whole lot of CSS manipulation and if you are not CSS proficient, which I am not, you are forever cursed to search the Support Forum for a solution. I did find one but I haven’t implemented it yet.

It does have a lot of features but to access them you do need to manipulate either the PHP or CSS files and while I will get to them in time, I was hoping for something a whole lot simpler to use. I will do another update once I get my head around this theme, but for now I ain’t at all impressed.

UPDATE: While Thesis has improved a little it’s still not as easy to use as it’s made out to be. I’ve since found a theme that is easy to use, straight out of the box. Read all about it at THIS POST!

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